westeros, inc. — Game of Thrones au where several powerful families compete for the CEO position of the world’s most powerful company. The previous owner, Mr. Aerys Targaryen, was found dead under suspicious circumstances by young Jaime Lannister, and his children fled for their lives. Robert Baratheon was elected CEO by the Board of Directors, but his trusted adviser is recently deceased. Robert calls upon his friend to take up the mantle, retired member of the Board Ned Stark, in hopes of not following his predecessor into an early grave.

i told you i had a million AUs. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. (jesus frick i am a terrible writer D: BUT you get the idea. Modern AUs with sneaky murders!!)

also have a disgruntled cersei aka default cersei
“why the fuck is everyone so useless except me.”

RELATED (lol): i keep spelling it “a dong of ice and fire” which is probs a medieval medical condition.

“the women are the strong ones, truly.”

I really adore most of the female characters in ASOIAF, and even if I don’t like them I still truly respect them.

au where cersei didn’t get totally dicked over for being a woman

sorry cersei feels PLOT TWIST i’m not sorry head queen in charge.

okay cersei you are a CLOSE SECOND FAVOURITE you are just brilliant. JUST PERF. never change bb.

i admit it i am a total cersei stan i love her so fucking much you guys.
work day 3 of 16 go go go~

hear me roar!

i can’t believe i was peer pressured into watching this it’s my life MY ACTUAL LIFE now i love every damn Lannister help. JFC.

i accidentally really like Cersei oops
it’s 8am and i have not slept send help